I was browsing through the drafts I made for this blog and saw this one. This is a small list of quotes that I typed while watching television during my onshore days. Quotes that made me say … Nyerk!!!!

Dennis Rodman: Chemistry is a class you take in highschool or college where you figure out that 2 + 2 = 10.

Paris Hilton: What’s Walter Mart? Is that where they sell wall stuff?

Arnold Schwarzenegger: I think gay marriage is important and it should be between a man and a woman.

Jessica Simpson: Im not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people in Texas who are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one and that includes me.

Ivana Trump: Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.